Everyone calls me the king, but I let the queens do most of the work. What am I?

I never forget a face, and I shower using my own nose. What am I?

I work the night shift, and I can look right over my own shoulder without turning around. What am I?

I would rather bounce than walk, and I carry my baby in a built-in pocket. What am I?

I wear a tuxedo everywhere I go, and I have never once flown. What am I?

I float as still as a lazy log, I wear a permanent grin, and my tears are famously fake. What am I?

I have three hearts and eight arms, and when I get a fright I vanish in a cloud of ink. What am I?

In every old tale I am the clever one, dressed in red with a bushy tail. What am I?

I look like a fish but I breathe air like you, and I chat in clicks and whistles. What am I?

I must keep swimming just to breathe, and I grow endless rows of teeth. What am I?

I sing to the moon with my whole family, and your pet dog is my great-grandchild. What am I?

I am the jungle's gentle giant, and I share almost all my genes with you. What am I?

I carry my own water on my back, and I can cross a sea of sand for days. What am I?

The boys of my kind show off with a giant shimmering fan covered in eyes. What am I?

I bark like a dog, I clap like a fan, and I nap on cold wet rocks. What am I?

I dress head to toe in rainbow feathers, and I might repeat every word you say. What am I?