Would you rather be covered in slime, or be covered in cobwebs?

Would you rather have permanently sweaty hands, or have permanently smelly feet?

Would you rather eat a spoonful of mud, or eat a spoonful of sand?

Would you rather sneeze every minute for a day, or hiccup every minute for a day?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair, or have jelly for skin?

Would you rather step barefoot on something wet in the dark, or put your hand in something sticky under a desk?

Would you rather smell like onions forever, or taste onions in everything forever?

Would you rather eat soup someone else has blown on, or drink from a cup someone else just used?

Would you rather have a fly land on your food, or find a hair in your soup?

Would you rather never brush your hair again, or never cut your nails again?

Would you rather sleep in a bed full of crumbs, or sleep in a bed that is slightly damp?

Would you rather have breath that smells of fish, or have hair that smells of eggs?

Would you rather wear wet socks all day, or wear a wet sweater all day?

Would you rather be sneezed on by a stranger, or be coughed on by a friend?

Would you rather eat a bug on purpose, or find half a bug in your apple?

Would you rather have itchy feet all day, or have a tickly nose all day?