I ask more questions than anyone, even though I already know the answers. What am I?

People are glad to see me only when they feel their worst, and I am happiest when you never come back. What am I?

I run toward the thing everyone else is running away from, and I slide down a pole to get to work. What am I?

My hat is taller than anyone's, and I am proudest when your plate comes back empty. What am I?

I have the best window seat in the world, and you hear my voice but never see my face. What am I?

I am awake long before you, and everything on your breakfast plate passed through my hands first. What am I?

My workplace has no up or down, and my morning commute is very bumpy. What am I?

None of my customers can tell me what they need, because they can't talk. What am I?

I get paid to keep asking why, and my best ideas begin with 'what if'. What am I?

I turn a blank white nothing into something, using only color, and my work ends up on walls. What am I?

I follow the water whenever it goes somewhere it should not. What am I?

I listen to an engine the way a doctor listens to a heart, and I know why it will not start. What am I?

I get paid to be nosy, and I notice the one little thing everybody else missed. What am I?

I am the one person who tells you to open your mouth wide and then starts asking you questions. What am I?

I am the keeper of thousands of stories, and my one golden rule is to be quiet. What am I?

I catch a single moment and keep it forever, and I always ask you to say cheese. What am I?

I have eight legs and I spin a sticky web to catch flies. What am I?

I am white, I float through walls and I like to say "Boo!" What am I?

I wear a tall pointy hat, I stir a big pot and I fly on a broom. What am I?

I am big, round and orange. On Halloween, people carve a face into me. What am I?

I fly at night, I sleep upside down and my wings are made of skin. What am I?

I have whiskers and a long tail, I say "meow" and I am black all over. What am I?

I am made of bones from my head down to my toes. What am I?

I am wrapped from head to toe in long white bandages. What am I?

I wear a long black cape, I have two pointy teeth and I sleep in the day. What am I?

You use me to sweep the floor, but a witch uses me to fly. What am I?

I am a big black pot. A witch stirs bubbling green soup in me. What am I?

I have big round eyes, I say "hoot hoot" and I stay awake all night. What am I?

I shine in the night sky. On Halloween I am big, round and full. What am I?

I am sweet and colourful. Children collect me when they go trick-or-treating. What am I?

I stand in a field all day. I am stuffed with straw and I scare the crows away. What am I?

I look like a person in the day, but when the moon is full I turn hairy and howl. What am I?

I am tall and made of wax. Light my top and I glow in the dark. What am I?

I am a spooky old building. People say ghosts live inside me. What am I?

You wear me on Halloween so you can look like someone or something else. What am I?

I walk very slowly with my arms out in front of me, and I groan "Braaains!" What am I?